You know that moment when you’re staring or just looking at an inanimate object, or even an animal, and all of a sudden you see a bit of yourself in that object or animal? It’s like reuniting with a long lost twin. It’s like, in your previous life, you were a table or a cat or a pear or whatever it is! Lol, it’s definitely not that deep, but you get what I mean yeah?! Anyway, I had that moment with a carrot. Like, I was just staring at it, and maybe it was just how delicious it was; or its orange color; or just how slim it was, but I found a bit of myself in it. Hence the name “THE HUMAN CARROT”. Honestly, Carrot and I, well, we have a lot in common. (And I really like eating carrots).
I remember a day that I was talking with a group of friends, and we were identifying what animal we look most like. Someone told me that I look most like a camel!. HAHAHAHA. no need to fear, because sincerely I look nothing like a camel. Let’s just say that I’m easy on the eye. Something camels aren’t, with their drooping faces and…..
NO OFFENSE TO ALL THE CAMEL LOVERS THOUGH!!!
So, it’s 2017! Though we are already in the second week of January(at the time this post was published), it’s still a new year. So happy new year everyone!. This year is a very major year for me because I’m turning the big 18. You know what they say,
THE BEST WAY TO CELEBRATE THE YEAR THAT YOU’RE TURNING 18, IS BY STARTING A BLOG.
Hence, I started this blog.
Come on! Of the million wise men in the world, at least one of them must have said that!.
This year is major because I finally become legit worldwide. I can now get a driver’s license. It’s not like I have a car to drive though.. Anyway, my mum has been constantly reminding me about how I’ll soon be 18! This scenario:
*Me as a 13 year old*
I accidentally drop a glass plate..
Mum(in the typical Nigerian mum voice): Ohhhhm this girl! you think you’re still a child? I hope you know that you’ll soon be 18!!
And I will just be there like:
Lmao, so yeah. That’s why turning 18 is a big deal for me.
Well, I think I should sign out now, so I could run off to my other duties. For now, I can’t give a definite day to expect a new post, but I promise it will be regular and awesome too!
*IN A RADIO PRESENTER’S VOICE*: DON’T YOU TOUCH THAT DIAL, ‘CAUSE WE’LL BE RIGHT BACK!